a program on homelessness in america aunt bea said i think we should let homeless folks move into the white house that would probably be a good use of taxpayer money but aunt bea i said you do recall the new guy’s there she said child that’s a classic case of the lights being on and nobody at home
aunt bea had a case of the giggles today while reading the ny times between bouts of laughter she said the public restroom in beijing’s temple of heaven is using facial recognition software to dispense toilet paper seems toilet paper bandits have been wiping their supplies out so now a machine controls this much-needed bathroom currency us currency on the other hand is freely dispensed to aid corporations and military programs while the faces of the elderly and poor are not recognized wonder if the chinese could develop one of those machines that could regulate how our tax dollars are spent
each word and phrase crafted by the finest wordsmiths no denial of wrong doing one must avoid lawsuits brought on by momentary bouts of the truth such remorseful words hurt the bottom line and mean a loss of revenue so best to avoid any statements that could be construed as an admission to something which was our fault it’s best to pin it on fate or an act of god that’s a safe one even the courts buy into that as a justifiable excuse for ineptitude maybe we should get the government to give more tax dollars to the churches since they’re god’s agent and they’re cheaper than legislators oh it doesn’t matter in the end people forget in ten years and in ten years we’ll be retired
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i was telling aunt bea how upset i was with the nsa’s tactics and the subsequent justifications provided by other agencies you know the usual examples of how this has saved lives and all of democracy kind of a postmortem on abuse of power but aunt bea said what upsets me more is the inexcusable waste of tax payer dollars if the nsa wanted to know anything about us all they had to do was connect to google or facebook and they could’ve seen every association we have had and probably what we had for breakfast and dinner