honey tell that preacher man that sinning ain’t all that bad i’ve tried it and child it was so sweet even with hell below my feet lord that first kiss sent me a reeling and by the fourth sunday’s sermon was as forgotten as where i put my car keys when i was asked to stay
i heard the muted rustle on dry paper behind me and turned to see the brown bag prophet preparing for his sunday sermon on the college green he said here’s an ipo for you ring around the collar someone wants your dollar aspen aspen all fall down a new nursery rhyme more fitting for our times composed without regret to engender your awareness of unicorn-stocks and vapor-bonds printed at will and with whim according to the book of greed no need to sing along the rhyme’s all ready in your mind just try to free this tune from your head ignore all the commercial signs as you crawl into bed ring around the collar someone wants your dollar aspen aspen all fall down