i have received mail
proving without a doubt that
you’re off your rocker
satire
imperil guards…
spitting out feathers
outside the henhouse coop
the fox said
clearly
there’s no need
for
an
investigation
i
and
the chicken hawk
have concluded
that
there’s been
no wrong doings
here
the chickens
must
have
just
flown
the coop
support your local republican…
dear congressman
since many of you
will soon
be looking
for jobs
as a result of
your spineless
support
of
a wannabe
dictator
instead
of
supporting the interests
of
this
great
nation’s citizens
we would like
to offer you
an opportunity
to replace
the deported
field workers
these positions
offer
lots
of fresh air
well
there are a few chemicals
but
none
you didn’t vote for
lots
of travel
between the fields
of various states
as well as
a pay for performance program
consistent
with you political views
we do encourage you
to apply early
since
it would appear
these positions
will be in greater demand
as thousands
of
americans
in related positions
lose their jobs
because
of
your
inaction
i’m just wondering about motivations…
satan
sat beside
god
and
said
what are you waiting for
man
has demonstrated
time
and
time again
that he’s unable
to meet
the charge
you gave him
to protect
and
care for
your little cosmic
experiment
even you can see
that
from
terra-firma
to
the firmament,
it’s been polluted
some of your
most prized creations
no longer exist
are you going
to let
such a pathetic creature
destroy
the rest of
your
precious creations
come god
let’s do
that
final battle thing
i don’t mind losing
do
you
bernie – bernie – bernie…
he said she said but
he said words no one else heard
it’s all in his head
it’s all in his head
all those words he said she said
he said she said but
he said she said but
she never said what he said
it’s all in his head
