twas the night before christmas…

sporting
a red blazer
and
a santa’s hat
the brown bag prophet
said
happy holidays
adding
this is the time
of
year
when our thoughts
turn to
turkeys
hams
and
roasting
nuts
we shiver
as we consider
that
little fat man
and
the mindless elves
that
serve him
but
they are
all
quite jolly
as they
stuff their bags
with
our tax dollars
and
corporate kickbacks
it’s a good thing
santa’s on his way
cause those guys
in
washington
are leaving us
with
nothing
to play with
i hope santa’s travel documents
are in order

a gnat’s ass…

scurry on down
to
your walmart store
load up
on those
stocking stuffers
suggested
by
the morning news host
who
failed
to mention
during
the
news
that
7 hundred
and
30
rohingya children
were killed
in
myanmar
in
just one month
and
don’t stop
to listen
to
stories
of
the blockade
in
yemen
and
the outbreak
of
cholera
cholera
that will
infect
a mere
600 thousand
children
by
the end
of
this year’s bowl session
no
need
for concern
when
you’ve
your own
blockade
to deal with
as you
struggle
to find
a parking space
to
gobble up
those
50% discounts
on
overstocked items
like those
designer jeans
that were
marked up 350%
making
your
discount
a real step
for
mankind
and
whatever
you do
don’t watch any stories
about
those suffering
in our own nation
those
who bear
invisible scars
scars
of
rape
rejection
and
replacement
i mean
they had the same
opportunities
as you did
or
did they

love jihad…

copyright cwmartin 2012

i
found myself
confronting
the brown bag prophet
when
i noticed
he had a sign
reading
purity matters watch who you marry
i said
how could you promote
such a racist theme
he said
this has nothing
to do
with race
or
religion
well perhaps
religion
since politics
is really
the new religion
in our nation
surpassing all morals
purported by the standard set
of
spiritual themes
you see
the prophet
said
there’s a new jihad
a
love jihad
where innocent democrats
are marrying
republican jihadists
trained
at secret locations
like
mar-a-largo
they’re taught
to use their sexuality
to
convert these love-sick puppies
into becoming
well
members of this new political sect
where
all human values
and
interests
are replaced
by
a blind obedience
to
the political party head
by the way
would you care
to make
a donation

imperil guards…

spitting out feathers
outside the henhouse coop
the fox said
clearly
there’s no need
for
an
investigation
i
and
the chicken hawk
have concluded
that
there’s been
no wrong doings
here
the chickens
must
have
just
flown
the coop

support your local republican…

dear congressman
since many of you
will soon
be looking
for jobs
as a result of
your spineless
support
of
a wannabe
dictator
instead
of
supporting the interests
of
this
great
nation’s citizens
we would like
to offer you
an opportunity
to replace
the deported
field workers
these positions
offer
lots
of fresh air
well
there are a few chemicals
but
none
you didn’t vote for
lots
of travel
between the fields
of various states
as well as
a pay for performance program
consistent
with you political views
we do encourage you
to apply early
since
it would appear
these positions
will be in greater demand
as thousands
of
americans
in related positions
lose their jobs
because
of
your
inaction

i’m just wondering about motivations…

i'm just wondering about motivations

satan
sat beside
god
and
said
what are you waiting for
man
has demonstrated
time
and
time again
that he’s unable
to meet
the charge
you gave him
to protect
and
care for
your little cosmic
experiment
even you can see
that
from
terra-firma
to
the firmament,
it’s been polluted
some of your
most prized creations
no longer exist
are you going
to let
such a pathetic creature
destroy
the rest of
your
precious creations
come god
let’s do
that
final battle thing
i don’t mind losing
do
you