dear sir or madam we deeply regret to inform you that your child has been sold into slavery we’re certain that your offspring appreciates your every effort to shield and shelter them from this most inevitable fate but as you may not know government agencies are quite capable of monitoring and recording all aspects of human communication note our propensity to detect even the slightest electronic impulses see article regarding voyager2 space probe as an example of what we can do with surveillance when we put our minds to it or you might want to look at those marvelous satellite images which clearly indicate we can see even the time on your watch or the text of the book you’re currently reading however we will continue to support you delusion of privacy by limiting what photographs can be taken by non-governmental professionals as part of some artistic statement or attempt to document society with that in mind you can be assured that photographs of your child’s enslavement and location will not be revealed to anyone
child ain’t nobody gonna wash your laundry
those stains have been on your bed sheets for years and as much as you’d like they ain’t no turin shroud looks more to me like the face of a dying nation outlined in the blood of its fringe citizens but you do as you wish add some more bleach to make it as white as snow just like you’ve done everytime that stain for freedom reappears