return policies…

there will be
no
refund
for the
unused
or
wasted days
of
your life
no credit
will be given
for
random actions
of kindness
that
were inconsistent
with the
normal wear and tear
of
your daily existence
nor
will
the original
vigor
and
vitality
of
your youth
be returned to you
under
any
circumstances
further
had you read
with
far
more care
the initial documents
provided
by
your parents
you would have noted
in
bold print
buyer beware
of
life’s offerings