the shop…

do step in
and
have
a look around
we have
a full array
of
items
most
are
handmade
but
each can be
customized
to meet
your personal
needs
and
desires
all
come with
a lifetime guarantee
and
documents
of
authenticity
optional accessories
are
also available
to
embellish
your purchase
such
supplements
as
pendants
and
statuettes
denote to your community
your excellent
taste
and
outstanding personality
so
which
religion
shall it be

just one more form….

we’re sorry for the inconvenience
but form 27-a does need to be completed
we regret the delay
but our government insists
that we assure
that your dying four month-old
is not a terrorist rebel
we understand the situation is critical
for
you
but forms are the lifeblood of our country
so please don’t take offense
when we require
documentation of your child’s
place of birth
and current religious
preferences
prior
to access to a cross-border hospital
further
according to form 26-b
submitted 10 days ago
and returned after careful review
as an attachment to this letter
you indicated that your child would die
in six days
if no treatment were given
please document said event
in order that we may
process your request
for medical
treatment