want to contact god
but despite my best efforts
there’s no new address
the old church hangouts are now
sublet to vain charlatans
do step in
and
have
a look around
we have
a full array
of
items
most
are
handmade
but
each can be
customized
to meet
your personal
needs
and
desires
all
come with
a lifetime guarantee
and
documents
of
authenticity
optional accessories
are
also available
to
embellish
your purchase
such
supplements
as
pendants
and
statuettes
denote to your community
your excellent
taste
and
outstanding personality
so
which
religion
shall it be