i shall not laugh no i shall not laugh at your attempt to create a marketing illusion to enhance your acceptance of those who would without remorse dissect your heart while still beating no i shall not laugh but a simple quiet chuckle shouldn’t deflate your proposed ego in their miniscule minds
your request for clemency has been denied your death shall be as painful as those you’ve judged recall my words vengeance is mine your death shall be as painful as you are arrogant keep smiling though the camera serves you well more than death shall
the voting commission
regrets to inform you
that your request
for further information
on the candidates
based on the
freedom of information act
has been denied
the commission
wishes to remind you
that press photos
of each of the candidates
have been provided
admittedly
with some photoshopping
by the respective campaign offices
however
we must remind you
candidates also have rights
revealing their political affiliation
agenda if elected
level of experience governing
or their true idenity
would place the candidates
in jeopardy
and
risk of lost votes
further you
as a member of the voting public
do not have the appropriate
security clearance
for that level of information
therefore
we recommend
that you study carefully
the press photos of the candidates
their family
and pets
and make your selection
as you have done
in the past