we hold these lies to be self-evident all men are created equal such hyperbole is difficult to say aloud let alone have anyone in their right mind believe endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights you might want to strike out creator and substitute bank account among these are life this is a contingency plan item with variable durations based upon social class liberty oppressive restrictions apply here and should not be taken literally and the pursuit of happiness once again the text must be edited to read socially defined delusions further deponent sayeth not