aunt bea for president…

aunt bea
announced
during
church confessionals
that she’d
be running
for president
i
somewhat gingerly
noted her
age
and she
reminded me
that
hair coloring
was an age
equalizing force
used by most politicians
further
she noted
unlike many
on the campaign trail
most of her past lovers
are dead
and
would not
be coming forth
to jeopardize
her campaign
plus
she noted
those who
are alive
would
not
be complaining
about
a damn
thing
since
they’re
still
smiling

 

Please note that Gabrielle Bryden made the suggestion that Aunt Bea run for president…therefore Aunt Bea has appointed Gabrielle as her official campaign manager.