so remember when politicos said there’s no climate change and the waters weren’t gonna rise along the coast well try telling that to the critters outside your door
i’ve listened quite carefully and without interest to your unfiltered diatribes on numerous topics such discussions illustrate and support the need for selective breeding you being the strongest rationale for it
yes it’s official evildoers are in our midst the country harbors a nest of communists and communist sympathizers oops wait strike out that mccarthy era phrase communist and replace it with evildoers i digress what this country needs is broader government surveillance of americans if you have any questions regarding this matter just look at how well we’ve protected personal civil liberties throughout our history oh and please ignore all that stuff on internment of japanese americans and southern lynchings
that mockingbird’s been singing all night long first i thought it was cuz’ the moon’s so bright but even when there ain’t no light he keeps singing the same damn refrains you’d think he’d learn all the other birds are in bed but that said i can’t criticize just look how we vote each time we get a chance
as you can readily see this clear glass figurines store the coin of the realm given their political composition we may add to the surface whatever national colors you like whatever appeals to your taste of defined reality as you may have noticed the exterior is the only thing that ever changes covering a perfect state of greed
aunt bea turned off the national press conference and said it sure seems strange that every politician says the same old thing when they get caught ignoring a law or a duty of office and although the words differ from time to time and sometimes are quite flowery they can always be boiled down to i was just about to do that
the brown bag prophet was sitting on a bench near the center of downtown casually stroking his mustache and humming an old tune that talks about a chrome plated dream he said that song really captures the essence of american politics hell maybe even world politics first they tell us to conserve energy then they say well wait we have a surplus and well we could make some real retirement money from this scheme so don’t worry things are just fine and by the way we’ll be sending the surplus gas and oil to our once-upon-a-time enemies for profit of course things are going to be just wonderful for us hell it’s all just another chrome plated lie
the brown bag prophet said let’s get down and dirty on your representatives to government you ain’t got none well unless you’re in the select minority of those parasite few who feed off the labors of the middle class the rest of you suckers just pay the rent so to speak for the whore you fell in love with and sent to govern with my apologies for the comparison to the men and women of the oldest profession who at least do what they get paid for unlike the mush-mouth one cell cerebral protozoa that seem to reproduce and multiply themselves like bacteria with every corporate dollar they get too bad hungry children don’t get to vote