philandering fools…

philandering fools

the brown bag prophet
looked a little dazed
and
confused
as he began
his one-sided conversation
with me
he said
did i wake up
on the wrong side
of the atlantic
i mean
this is the land
of the free
home of
the moral majority
right
the place where
jimmy carter was
chastised for
lusting in his heart
the same locale
where
some presidents
lusted more than
with their hearts
but
were still deemed
moral enough
guess
the pursuit
of happiness
has a variable definition
depending upon whose
bible you’re looking at
oh and
ain’t this the place
where military sacrifice
and
honorable service
is respected
yes
so explain
to me
donald trump

flexible payment plans…

flexible payment plans

as i passed by
the brown bag prophet
i couldn’t help
but notice
his ipad
nor
could i
stop myself
from inquiring
how and why
he had obtained
one
look
he said
the days of panhandling
on the street
are gone
most folks
who walk to work
obviously
cannot afford
to give a dime
so one must
adjust to the times
and get online
so I’m offering an array
of giving options
with a variety of
moral rebates
you know
blessings from
fill-in-the-blank god
to
the degree of
how you’ll feel better
at the end of the day
for giving
and
with this new
paypal system
and
customized banking options
i’m doing
quite well
oh
and i’m working
on an app
for china
cuz’
that’s where
the real
money
is

alice in political land…

Image from devilgraphics.com/Alice In Wonderland Graphic

so here it is
there was this bunny
he went down a hole
and this chick
follows
but falls hard
like during an election
so next thing
there’s this party
tea party
and everybody’s
hanging out
with the mad hatter
and talking
al’ bunch of stupid stuff
and the chick chimes in
like you know
drill baby
or something like that
and then
the rabbit hole starts
throbbing oil
like an artery’s been cut
or like that something
and the people
get a sudden
case of alzheimer’s
alzheimer’s
you know when someone
says i’ll call you tomorrow
and moves out of town instead
anyways they
start yelling
off with his head
off with his head
like the dude’s christ or something
an’ wha’
what
the moral of the story
well here it is
expectation will put your ass
in a sling faster than a speeding bullet