foreign national…

witch doctor

the brown bag prophet
said i believe
that
trump chump’s
an agent
of
a foreign government
specifically
russia
that’s why
he won’t
reveal
his tax returns
the man’s hiding
his true identity
and
the money
he’s earned
by being
a russian agent
oh
i know you’re
going to say
it’s that
old commie
under
every bed scare
but
i don’t care
just look
at all the women
he’s been married to
none of them
have english sounding names
and
furthermore
we haven’t seen
his birth certificate
or
his get out of jail card
i mean
where’s the media
when you need them
you know
those die-hard
investigative reporters
willing
to walk through fire
to get
the true story
i mean
those folks covering
him
seem to be on
a caviar high