even with all the president’s men…

now
i’m more
than
certain
that
shivery slinkum
is
waiting outside
the president’s door
for
it’s my understanding
that
children
and
childish people
who misbehave
having
their sticky fingers
all over
the cookie jar
have something
to
fear from him
there are stories
of
slinkum
chopping children up
for
firewood
so
you can just imagine
what he’ll do
to
a childish adult
whose fingers
are
as sticky as hell
and
dirty
as well

 

senators…just in case you haven’t heard america…

an old fashioned
hardware store
the kind of place
where
you can find
just
about
anything
not like
the big box stores
that carry
only those things
with
a large profit margin
then
you have to go online
to find
replacement parts
since
there’s no profit
in
customer service
no
the general store
hardware place
is where
you can find stuff
you really need
to fix
that
old
whatchamacallit
and
even
people
who’ll answer
your questions
about
that
whatchamacallit
not
a place
typically known
as
liberal
or
subversive
so imagine
my surprise
when
an elderly clerk
repeatedly
tells her customers
he should be impeached
they won’t do it
but
he should be impeached
i pay
and
agree
i should’ve left
a tip

 

trump and republican genealogy…

there’s no concern for
the lies that consume men
since it’s not their sons
fighting on the battlefields
their sons learn to tell more lies

 

while they’re packing…

child
you’d better
count the silverware
when
they leave
and
don’t forget
to
count the change
in
your cookie jar
everybody knows
you’ve 
hidden cash
in it
for
years
oh
and you should
go online
and
check the listings
on
ebay
the one labeled
presidential moving sale

 

gop…

the brown bag prophet
was sitting
quietly
at
a park bench
writing
with
furrowed brows
in
an old notebook
as if
he were
attempting
to
solve some
deep mystery
when i inquired
as
to what he was working on
he said
i’m 
trying to figure out
how the republican party
might redefine themselves
once they
sell out
the american public
during the trump
impeachment trial in the senate
i’ve come up
with some
but
i doubt
that
they’ll sell
the political product
he said
what do you think about
one of these
for
gop
grand obsolete party
goons of putin
gag order presidentship
gaga over putin
guilty of panjandrum
government of pandemonium
guardians of pantophobia
gouging oppressed public
i
interrupted his long list
and
said
you’re right
neither you
nor
they
can sell anyone
on
turning your back
on
the constitutional fact
that
no man
is
above the law

 

alternative to impeachment…

i was shocked
to
see a sign
that
said
i’m nominating trump
in
the hands
of
the brown bag prophet
when i inquired
about
the sign
he
said
i’m proud
to
nominate
trump
to
the world court
for
crimes against humanity
we all
know
that
the us senate
ain’t gonna do shit
against
his
crimes
against
the american people
too many
members
of
the political cult
willing
to drink the kool aid
so
it is with pleasure
that
i send
his name forward
to
the world court
it’s one nomination
he has
truly
earned

 

presidential privilege….

the brown bag prophet
was holding court
by
the public park fountain
a most
picturesque
setting
as
a young group
of
bible thumpers
entered the park
and
were
doing
their best
to ignore
the prophet
and
his fellow believers
that
nature
is
god’s true temple
with that thought
in mind
the prophet
decided
to
offer
a temple talk
to
the youths
the prophet
said
now I have a paradox
for you
let’s say
someone claims
that
laws are not applicable
to
them
and
they behave
and
are treated
as if
that
were true
then
if
violent acts
are
committed against
them
has a crime
been
committed

 

mouse drops out of the ceiling…

jumping white house mouse
said he’s seeking asylum
too many rats here

 

impeachable acts…

 

when
i checked
on
aunt bea
to see
if she was having
any problems
she said
it seems to me
that
you’re
the one
who’s got
problems
today
so
i told
aunt bea
that
although
i knew our nation
has had
a history
of blaming
asylum seeking
or
those
just different
from
the majority
for
its
inherent problems
i still found
the current cultural melee
in the country
quite upsetting
especially
in light
of the deaths 
of
innocent children
without
comforting
parental arms
aunt bea
said
when your mother
was cleaning houses
for
rich folks
she would
always get upset
if someone
would
carelessly
walk across
the floors
she has just mopped
especially
before
they dried
even
though
she knew
they would
need to be cleaned
again
next week
i guess
she felt
that
such actions
symbolized
disrespect
disrespecting
the efforts of others
to
make things
right
hmm
seems
you have inherited
your mother’s
respect
for
fairness
and
the rights
of
all