support your local republican…

dear congressman
since many of you
will soon
be looking
for jobs
as a result of
your spineless
support
of
a wannabe
dictator
instead
of
supporting the interests
of
this
great
nation’s citizens
we would like
to offer you
an opportunity
to replace
the deported
field workers
these positions
offer
lots
of fresh air
well
there are a few chemicals
but
none
you didn’t vote for
lots
of travel
between the fields
of various states
as well as
a pay for performance program
consistent
with you political views
we do encourage you
to apply early
since
it would appear
these positions
will be in greater demand
as thousands
of
americans
in related positions
lose their jobs
because
of
your
inaction

immediate job openings…

immediate-job-openings

now that
we’ll
have some walls
and
policies
sending
all those
high-tech jobs
to
places
with
rolling hills
and
blue-green seas
like
ireland
you may wish
to consider
a position
in agriculture
enjoy endless hours
in the hot california sun
or
in the wheat
and
corn fields
of
the great plains
areas
celebrated in songs
songs that
have made our nation great
yes
this is your chance
to make america
great again
by becoming
a field worker
savor family time
as you
pick crops together
these wonderful jobs
afford
an excellent opportunity
for you to home school
your children
as they learn
pragmatic mathematics
for example
what is the average hourly income
for a crop worker who
earns
an annual income of $10,000
or for
a family of four
who earn $17,500
how
many children
get an opportunity to learn math
while in the open confines
of a sea of commercial crops
these
wonderful benefits
are also accompanied
since you’re a red-blooded american
with access to social services
as
you’ll
be below
the federal poverty level
so
don’t delay
contact our employment agency
at
1600 pennsylvania ave
washington
dc
20500