do i have some goat testicles for you …

do i have some goat testicles for you

male
egos
syria
afghanistan
putin’s crimea
g w’s iraq war
the same old story retold
here’s one thing i’m really sure of
brinkley could have sold them some new parts


they’re back…

aunt bea
was taking
on the phone
to aunt liz
about
spiritual things
reincarnation
of all things
well
she said
that in the past
she had had
her doubts
but now
she was totally
convinced
that reincarnation
was real
how else
can one explain
the snake oil sales
approach
of government


billy’s elixir…

you remember
aunt bea
don’t you
well
she doesn’t
get around so well
these days
well actually
not
for some time now
she says she’s
too old
to cut the mustard
but
young enough
to lick the jar
so
she keeps her mind
quite active
reading
the harvard business review
and
an old collection
of newspaper clippings
of  medical marvels
a little
yin and yang
any way
the other day
i stopped by
to drop off
my special coleslaw
which she dearly loves
well
it’s her mother’s recipe
so it brings back childhood memories
more than
a symbol of
my cooking skills
and
for the record
there’s nothing
low cal
about it
but as i was saying
she was sitting on
the front porch
laughing so hard
tears were in her eyes
when i asked why
she managed to squeak out
natural male enhancement
i said what
she said
since I was a child
those old fools
have sought
the fountain of youth
desiring to rejoin the master race
from their mental  wheelchairs
they’ve gone from goat privates
to secret scientific ingredients
and they still
die
pretty much
on
schedule
alone