canonized…

such
heroic stories
of
your life
each
one
a creative masterpiece
filled
with
the trials
and
tribulations
that
you
single-handedly
overcame
there can be
no
doubt
that you’re in line
for
sainthood
or
martyrdom
whichever
comes
first
though
given
what you’ve
already
said
you’re
a self-made
deity