special offer…

dear sir

or madame
we are pleased
to extend to you
a special offer
made once each year
in world cities
with some
local holiday or custom
it is totally free
and has no associated
shipping cost
totally free
designed just for you
we’re sending you
a free sample of faith
to begin the new year
although it’s free
it is in limited supply
try it out
over the next thirty days
those who’ve tried our product
days without fear
reduced stress
feeling their best
decreased depression
a sense of being able
to change the world
even if in
only small ways
order now
and we’ll throw in
a free sample of hope
all at no cost to you
please note
the product
may be
habit forming