sorry i asked…

sorry i asked

by email
i have requested
a brief meeting
with god
to substantiate
his or her existence
in
a brief
email
i have received
a question
regarding
my continued
existence
no forwarding
address
was given

data mining…

data mining

aunt bea
said
you can take
this new computer
you got me
home
i’d much
rather
use
the phone
all these
computer apps
are starting
to make me
feel
paranoid
about
who’s
watching me
i ordered
flowers
for your cousin
and
ever since
flower ads
show up
whenever
i logon
i was
going to order
my meds
online
but
didn’t want
to see
any
mortuary ads
in the morning
that
would just
start
my new day
on
the wrong
side
of
existence

melting snow and earth…

digital decoupage cwmartin 2012

aunt bea
was standing
at her husband’s
grave site
someone
she
didn’t
talk about much
she said
i do not
want to live
so long
as to make
my existence
null
and
void
i would like
to go
or
as folks are prone
to say
pass on
before the windows
of my mind close
if there is
a god
that would be
kind
of him
or
her

not again…

photographic decoupage cwmartin 2011

consider
that every time
you take a step
or
wander off
into the dark corners
of your existence
an angel
that relative
who always
called your mom
before you arrived home
and 
could formulate
a reasonable excuse
resulting in
an all too
appropriate punishment
for those missteps
to
the full delight
of
said relative
perhaps
that same relative
is
hovering
over your head
right now
taking notes
you know
sort of  a
heavenly
assignment

the perfect app…

welcome to
the heaven’s gate app
please enter
your
first name
middle
initial
family
name
please indicate
those sins
which
you
regret most
no need to list
all
our data base
is
quite extensive
we’re
just trying  to see if
you
have similar values
as
management
please indicate
what you
believe in
we will correlate
your responses
to your life pattern
to determine
the validity
and
reliability
of your
submitted data
patterns of responses
will be statistically analyzed
and evaluated
through
the appropriate deity filter
depending upon
whom
you thought
was important
during your visible life
please note
the deity of record
is not
the determining factor
but rather
the correlation
with assigned doctrine
management does not expect
that you would truly know who
was really in charge
during your existence
a printout
of these data
will be provided
prior to ascension
or
in some cases
what has been termed
a fall from grace
note
these results
are
not
debatable