not sure if you’ve ever had a tree rat but like most rats they don’t seem to get stressed very easily no matter what course of action you take they’re just difficult to remove it’s not that i haven’t tried every legal means of removal but the rat keeps wanting to hide out from the reckoning that will no doubt occur if it’s rooted from it’s whitehouse-like fiefdom but i’m pretty sure with a little more time and effort the rat’s days are numbered
let’s cut to the chase what’s the most destructive force right now in the states police are part of the problem but the president’s the cause unable to lead he ponders not how to serve but how to be served so let’s cut all his purses strings before we’re all bankrupt let’s cut his budget creating less government like he says he likes and let’s see what he does then when there’s no money to spend
folks are always saying don’t judge a book by its cover but child that man’s moronic words and deeds are clearly reflected in his face those eyes surely shielded from a tanning lamp looks like that of some devilish thief raccoon foraging for the last bit of garbage in the bin and that skin and hair lord looks like some kind of new orange disease that should be treated aspa god forbid you think i’m telling stories out of school i’m merely repeating what’s heard on the street
child didn’t your mom or dad tell you ’bout politicians
their words are like those of a used car salesmen everything’s fine until you drive that hunk of painted rusty metal
off the lot then all bets are off and the promised warranty now seems to be written with invisible ink
quite a simple plan sacrifice all old people to balance budget let them all get the virus thus reducing tax burdens since that would decrease the earned retirement payouts though they’ve sacrificed the economy’s foremost so your grandparents are toast however government can channel funds to the rich making them richer and social security will be a thing of the past as for young workers they’ll continue servitude just making ends meet crushed grains of humanity beneath the grindstone of greed bright side there’s no need to fatten up poor children to feed the wealthy since food will be plentiful without those old folks around
the brown bag prophet who’s been shelved in place at a local hotel in light of covid-19 posted the following note on a bulletin board according to the president we must be thankful for receiving a small portion of our tax dollars back especially given the cost of his green fees security detail needed to protect him during all those rounds of golf at his resort complex oh and don’t forget the cart fees so we’re commanded to feel blessed that we get anything back
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