it’s the start of the new year need to go through my iphone contact list and delete all the names of those sacrificed for the financial and political gains of society’s charlatans
we the people of these united states do hereby charge donald j trump under article 92 of the uniform code of military justice for dereliction of duty and hereby call for his immediate arrest and confinement until such time as a trial can be convened to delineate the duration of his imprisonment let the record show that innocent non-combatants and his own troops have been killed as a result of his performance in the office of the president quote the raven never more
initially no visible symptoms of impending demise although patient’s prognosis was questionable due to prior illnesses however patient reported data implied there was no need for concern but an internal infection had continued to spread sepsis that soon involved all major organs severe sepsis until the nation was in septic shock a hapless victim of its own untreated choices
someone’s channeling joseph mccarthy but now it’s the chinese instead of the russians since the russians are now our friends and can be trusted with our lives oh but the chinese are guilty for every sneeze cough or hack for from their darkest labs came all the germs upon my swab tho research has said my colony came from europe not china oh that doesn’t matter there both on the other side of the pond
since minorities are having difficulty getting covid-19 testing the president has suggested bleach no doubt a bleach bath to make one’s skin white such whiteness will facilitate entry to the emergency room and can level the playing field further his suggestions for injections of malaria serum and/or lysol disinfectant will assure entry to the hospital since the first one will say to the hospital you’ve traveled aboard and may have money and the second will simply indicate you’re trumplyte and deserve special treatment or mental confinement regardless you will be admitted immediately to icu or the psych ward where you will according to statistics die completely alone while watching fox news’ presidential press conference about how well things are going
her day has been totally ruined by death plans to reduce her stress level from being confined on her estate by having her nails done roots dyed and a proper styling for her position endeavors facilitated by when the state approved the opening of salons she had also taken strigent precautions of her own she had her driver disinfect the limousine from bumper to bumper with some rather expensive solution provided free of charge by the government for her significant contributions to the election campaign further her personal maid entered the premises first as you might say as a mine canary all was well however as she left the premises a homeless man came to her from nowhere and died at her feet coughing she was rushed to her personal physician who assured her
that all was well and that an injection of lysol was not needed however she was severely later for dinner
tho i understand the economic issue i do take issue with the proposed reopening of the economy where i am expendable due to my age you see i’ve earned this damn retirement and do not feel that returning retirement funds to washington as a result of the government’s kill your grandparents initiative will do anything more than pay for a round of presidential golf so i’m voting against such proposals and those who support them
step right up and get your covid-19 cure here now i’m certain some of you heard from the scientific community that there’s no cure for the virus but the cure’s here yes folks these little beauties are the answer to all your prayers made from genuine household disinfectant and endorsed by the president himself that giant ego in the east no need for you to consult some overtrained doctor when our escapee from the insane asylum can provide you with the last injection and medicine you’ll ever take