covid-19 cure…

step right up
and
get your covid-19 cure here
now
i’m certain
some of you
heard
from
the scientific community
that
there’s no cure
for
the virus
but
the cure’s here
yes folks
these little beauties
are
the answer
to all your prayers
made
from
genuine household disinfectant
and
endorsed by the president
himself
that giant ego
in
the east
no need
for
you to consult
some
overtrained doctor
when
our escapee
from
the insane asylum
can provide you
with
the
last
injection
and
medicine
you’ll
ever
take

 

while they’re packing…

child
you’d better
count the silverware
when
they leave
and
don’t forget
to
count the change
in
your cookie jar
everybody knows
you’ve 
hidden cash
in it
for
years
oh
and you should
go online
and
check the listings
on
ebay
the one labeled
presidential moving sale

 

matthew 21:12-13…

 

shall we begin prayers
no cameras aren’t in place yet
shall we begin now
no need to check my profile
now president says yes now