for the diary of an inconsequential justice department…

the brown bag prophet
was holding up
a sign
that read
fear not nra
given
there are
alternative meanings
i asked him
do you
mean
we should not
fear
the nra
or
that
the nra
should not
fear
the
latter
the prophet
said
because
they’ll lose
their
bump stocks
but
keep their
m16’s
so
we’ll all
have to continue
to
fear them
and
the murders
they
co-sponsor

ain’t no alternate constitution for charges of treason…

the brown bag prophet
stopped me
and
said
all this discussion
about
people not
applauding
the president’s
incoherent ramblings
the other night
ramblings
leaving
most of them
stunned
in their seats
seems
to be
as they like
to say
a gross misrepresentation
for
this ain’t about
protocol
it’s about
freedom
see
for
those folks
in
washington
that
ain’t read
the constitution
i ain’t gotta
stand
applaud
or
yell out
sieg heil
when the
president
say something stupid
or
presents some alternate fact
and
it
sure ain’t
un-american
to resist tyranny
but
what
is
un-american
and
treasonous
is to
attempt
to subjugate
the people
of this nation
with
a political dogma
of
blind allegiance
to
a single person
instead
of
true
open-minded allegiance
to
the nation
and
to its people
wonder why
they don’t put
that
in
a memo

introducing…

jackie’s
a lady
of
the night
she’s
originally from detroit
but
now
resides
just around the corner
from
the brown bag prophet
she’s not
particularly attractive
but
available
for
those
seeking her services
always
dressed
to
avoid the attention
of
the police
but
appropriately
for
keen-eyed clients
she
arrives
at her work site
just
as
i’m leave work
offering
without shyness
her
opinions
regarding an array
of
issues
tonight
jackie
said
i work
hard
for my money
but
those
prostitutes in washington
just
open their mouths
for
the money
and
then
do it
to
the country

flynn and comey departures…

the brown bag prophet
was drawing
a picture
of
what
he
was sure
was the new
oval office door
when
he said
now
why would
mueller
want to question
what’s his name
whatever
he would say
on
whatever day
would
be denied
or
claimed
to be
a gross misrepresentation
of
the initial lie
seems
to me
mueller
could save some time
and
tax payer dollars
by
making up the answers
himself
it would be
more far factual
than
the answers
contrived
by
the guy
tweeting
from
the oval office

fake president and porn…

the brown bag prophet
was reading about
the president’s
porn star
shaking his head
he said
i understand
the secret service folks
who
took part
in
agents behaving badly in columbia
have been
reassigned
to
the white house
where
the
real
action is
seems like
there’s
more
than
tweeting
going on
at night

twas the night before christmas…

sporting
a red blazer
and
a santa’s hat
the brown bag prophet
said
happy holidays
adding
this is the time
of
year
when our thoughts
turn to
turkeys
hams
and
roasting
nuts
we shiver
as we consider
that
little fat man
and
the mindless elves
that
serve him
but
they are
all
quite jolly
as they
stuff their bags
with
our tax dollars
and
corporate kickbacks
it’s a good thing
santa’s on his way
cause those guys
in
washington
are leaving us
with
nothing
to play with
i hope santa’s travel documents
are in order

love jihad…

copyright cwmartin 2012

i
found myself
confronting
the brown bag prophet
when
i noticed
he had a sign
reading
purity matters watch who you marry
i said
how could you promote
such a racist theme
he said
this has nothing
to do
with race
or
religion
well perhaps
religion
since politics
is really
the new religion
in our nation
surpassing all morals
purported by the standard set
of
spiritual themes
you see
the prophet
said
there’s a new jihad
a
love jihad
where innocent democrats
are marrying
republican jihadists
trained
at secret locations
like
mar-a-largo
they’re taught
to use their sexuality
to
convert these love-sick puppies
into becoming
well
members of this new political sect
where
all human values
and
interests
are replaced
by
a blind obedience
to
the political party head
by the way
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