the brown bag prophet sitting near an outdoor tavern listening to international news about the fifty-two unarmed palestinians murdered today said according to the us code of federal regulations israel has become a terrorist state of course considering our nation’s treatment of segments of our own society those folks who promote gun control civil rights and just plain old human rights guess we’re now a terrorist state too
The U.S. Code of Federal Regulations defines terrorism as “the unlawful use of force and violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives” (28 C.F.R. Section 0.85).
yesterday i was surprised when an elderly white man yelled at the brown bag prophet and the prophet merely smiled and gave him the sign of the cross as his response now two things were surprising to me his smile and the sign of the cross first of all the prophet rarely restrains his responses to ignorant displays of racism and i know for a fact he’s not religious in any sense of the word but he told me that he was the designated scapegoat for a hidden camera documentary on racism since the fall of the american dream then he said if you noticed carefully i did the cross thing in reverse he smiled again and said that was a reverse blessing
the brown bag prophet was sitting at a park bench working furiously to fill out some kind of form he was concentrating so hard that i startled him when i asked what he was doing once he recovered he said i’m filling out a tax-exempt organization complaint form against the nra for any group that supports directly or indirectly the killing of our nation’s children needs to be removed from the non-profit tax exempt category along with the removal of all those in government that support the nra’s assisted-murder programs
Members of the public may send information that raises questions about an exempt organization’s compliance with the Internal Revenue Code to IRS – EO Referrals, 1100 Commerce Street, MC 4910 DAL, Dallas, TX 75242. They may use Form 13909, Tax-Exempt Organization Complaint (Referral) Form, for this purpose.
In addition to oversight by the IRS, tax-exempt organizations are subject to oversight by State charity regulators and State tax agencies. You may also want to send a copy of the referral you send to us to your state charity regulator and/or state tax agency.
the brown bag prophet was holding a most unusual sign given what he had said previously to me about religion it read you must believe when i questioned him about this matter the prophet said faith is necessary it gives meaning to meaningless human agendas fills the void created by an impending death it’s like having one of those old dance cards a card completely filled out for the evening knowing all the while there’s only one dance left
the brown bag prophet was sitting at a park table holding some graph paper and several pens he said if you sum the absolute difference of each previous white house staffer and divide the sum by the number of suspected crimes minus one that’s for the crimes yet to be revealed we come up with a moving range now noted that a certain politician’s name has been removed from a panama hotel perhaps if we’re lucky we’re seeing name removal becoming a trend and we’ll have to reset our national count to 44
the brown bag prophet cocooned in a soviet army winter bekesha fur coat much like putin’s minus putin’s thigh hugging boots mumbled from beneath his layers that if all criminals are judged by the same standards of behavior as the white house then the crime rate in the nation is going to have a dramatic drop since most thugs and gangsters are going to get one of those get out of jail free cards from most juries
the brown bag prophet was holding up a sign that read fear not nra given there are alternative meanings i asked him do you mean we should not fear the nra or that the nra should not fear the latter the prophet said because they’ll lose their bump stocks but keep their m16’s so we’ll all have to continue to fear them and the murders they co-sponsor