in an act more seditious than the last another american icon has been besieged an al qaeda-like anarchist moronic mongrel mob entered the hallowed aisles of bargain basement prices looting items consistent with the american dream carrying off cases of budweiser lays potato chips and condoms politico lindsey in another embarrassing moment for south carolina noted that no democrat complained when bin laden was killed why the big fuss over this walmart siege or that of the capital just boys having fun of course he needs their votes when they get out of prison
such clever children to subtly suggest that the christmas tree be situated just below that old floor vent a vent that from the second floor became a perfect christmas eve observation post for viewing those unwrapped presents too large to fit beneath the tree wagons bikes and such one merely needed to pretend that sugar plums were dancing before silently initiating the night’s reconnaissance mission a fool proof plan until secret agent mom closed the vent
jackie and several of her nighttime hotel lobby friends were overheard discussing the flood of denials offered from the white house jackie said honey i’m telling you ain’t no way a voluptuous woman gonna voluntarily be chased around a bedroom by a fat white man in his underwear even if he’s the president of these united states meeting adjourned
watching a football game where players dutifully wore masks on the sideline but not when they were engaged in hand to hand combat made me consider sideline masks as symbols you know like a wedding ring is a symbol fidelity but it’s only symbol we’ve clearly seen that in the behavior of our current president whose escapades are the subject of numerous law suites from women other than his wife then i recalled high school locker rooms where one’s physical deficiencies were clearly exposed in those mandatory gym classes and wondered how do you shower in a mask and if you can’t maybe you’re not only exposed but being exposed
white house press releases are passed out from the stage noting that presidential attorneys are scavenging state courts for evidence of the anti-tooth fairly a left leaning pixie known for stealing votes in the dead of the night from locked ballet boxes though its existence has been questioned by almost everyone there are a few believers wearing bright red attire to attract and trap this elusive critter trappers unfortunately have been using monkey traps bated with silver coins most of the trappers have been unable to remove their hand from the coconut for some unspecified reason meanwhile back in washington the construction of the orange knight’s kingdom continues using only the finest fabrications
love’s fluidity makes defining difficult if not impossible thus the perfect subject for dreamy lovesick poets proposing endless lines of poetry about the undefinable fine melodic verses revealing nothing at all about what lies concealed within the soul
