welcome to the united states if you are returning home early from europe in response to the president’s cerebral patellar reflex and have the coronavirus be assured that by the time we finish with the health screening at the end of this crowded and poorly ventilated space you won’t be alone oh and by the way do not remove the toilet paper from the airport bathrooms regardless of the hoarding you’ve heard about taking place across the nation and by the way safe journeys home welcome home
there is little disagreement about their decaying nature and most folks consider the stench from their rotting souls particularly unpleasant however when pious platitude persons carefully evaluate how much money they’ve made from these walking political corpses an offensive defense is offered in behalf of the not so dearly departed they wear clean underwear
to some the almighty is a bobbing head on a dashboard accompanied by a string of artificial pearls suspending a wholesale gold plated man made representation of the divine a modern day version of the biblical golden calf depending on which wine inspired text you’ve read but putting that aside the drive by religious blessors tabulating televangelist who’ve found gold now find sin far more acceptable including that of a national rapist adulterer and liar as long as their financials continue to look good prayer book partiers who encourage you to tune in while they tune out the true message but you should stay tuned judgement day of some sort or another is bound to happen
