trump trunk sale…

trump trunk sale

this is the sale
you’ve
been waiting for
gonna have
some
nice stuff
lots of
silverware
and
plates
fine antiques
used
by
our
founding fathers
and
boxes
upon
boxes
of
top secret documents
for
you’re
viewing
pleasure
we’ve been
assured
that none
of
these
classified files
have ever
been seen
by
human eyes
secrets
that could make
you
a martyr
in
any number
of
foreign nations
so
don’t delay
head on down
to
florida
and
sort
through
these one of a kind
items
all sales
are
final
and
cash only
foreign agents
are
welcomed

pro life law addendum…

pro life law addendum

let it be known
that
states
hereafter
referred to
as
prosecutors
the prosecutor
who imposes
their
moral and religious
values
on another living being
hereafter
referred to
as
plaintiffs
plaintiffs
born
and
unborn
let it be known
that
the prosecutors
herefor
accept
all
responsibilities
for
their decisions
and
accept
the lifetime
financial responsibility
for
said plaintiffs
including
but
not limited to
health and medical expenses
housing
as well as
educational expenditures
both
public and private
further
plaintiffs
must be granted
a stipend
equal to
but
not less than
the average income
of
territorial residents
failure
to provide
these
modest accommodations
would constitute
an infraction
of
the 14th amendment
reinstituting
slavery
to
an already oppressed
class
of
the nation’s population

leaked supreme court document…

supreme court document leaked

with abortion done
united states supreme court
is preparing to
end 13th amendment rights
letting states like florida
address their manpower needs

 

 

putin republicans…

putin republicans

let me get this straight
you’re voting for grave robbers
those stealing pennies
from eyes of mass grave victims 
and would rob a dying man
my warning don’t close your eyes

 

technical education and scotus…

technical education and scotus

the lawsuit
argued
before
the supreme court
was
since children
might
have negative feelings
all history
must be
banned
furthermore
since
literature books
might
contain references
to which
a parent
might
find offensive
all
literature books
must be
banned
education
must
focus only
on the three rs
reading
technical manuals
with
no human representation
wouldn’t want
to imply
any race concepts
writing
business reports
again without mention
of
human representation
and of course
rithmetic
without using
any human representation
all other courses
should be taught
at home
parents
whose children
fail
the government
home educational assessment
should be imprisoned
and
their children
placed
in a federal reeducation center
in addition
all extracurricular activities
such as
band
sports programs
drama performances
should be
banned
since
at least
one
parent finds
such activities
offensive
thus providing
the perfect
educational program
for
providing for
the upper
one percent

psychological services…

psychological services

girl
have you noticed
that
white folks
who feel 
insecure
start going to counseling
as children
and
keep going
right up to
their death bed
but
some black child
who
tries to commit
suicide
is given
seven days
in
some
overcrowded
and
understaffed
county hospital
now
i know
that biblical
seven day story
so
are those folks
saying
they’re
gods

 

 

lining up for my demise…

lining up for my demise

today’s mail
letter from an attorney
about
estate planning
cute card
with
my old university’s logo
and
a request
on the other side
to consider
a
bequest
to
enhance campus life
and
a charming
looking pamphlet
about
the benefits
of
cremation
all and all
a fine
day
to
remind yourself
to
enjoy life

 

 

thoughts from old nick’s santa….

thoughts from old nick's santa

such
an
old temptation
lust
lying dormant
in most
the whole year long
until
that
ceremonial
religious holiday
when
kissing
coveted
neighbors
and
friends
under
the mistletoe
and
indulgent requests
for
needless gifts
reveals
its presence
in
the human heart
oh
some would say
it’s
harmless frivolity
nothing
more
surely
nothing
abhorrent
to which
i
must reply
is
a lustful
lie

alien abductions…

alien abductions

abandon all hope
a science fiction film voice
where strange aliens
force women to bear offsprings
not supreme beings but court