underwear always
worn backwards to symbolize
the progress we’ve made
sign of madness most folks say
but read the president’s tweets
dark humor
check youtube…
yesterday
i was surprised
when
an elderly
white man
yelled
at
the brown bag prophet
and
the prophet
merely
smiled
and
gave him
the sign
of the cross
as
his response
now
two things
were
surprising
to me
his smile
and
the sign
of the cross
first of all
the prophet
rarely
restrains
his responses
to
ignorant displays
of
racism
and
i know
for a fact
he’s not
religious
in
any sense
of
the
word
but
he told
me
that
he was
the designated
scapegoat
for
a hidden camera
documentary
on
racism
since
the fall
of
the american dream
then
he said
if you noticed
carefully
i did the cross thing
in
reverse
he smiled again
and
said
that was
a reverse blessing
who’s the whore…
as i left work
jackie
strolled
across the street
to greet me
wearing
a coco chanel
black dress
accessorized
with
a gold lace necklace
stopping me
she
said
my client
last night
kept wanting
to
discuss
his ex-wife
seems
she left him
with
most of the bills
when
she
secretly
got her
own
credit card
on
advise
from
her co-workers
who
had been
apprised
of her
lust
before
announcing
the preplanned divorce
to him
but
she had
continued
to
charge things
to
his account
hell
she
even
left the sap
with
no tax deductions
since
she claimed
the
kids
by filing early
after
their divorce
talk about your
cold
bitches
any way
jackie said
it was
an easy night
for me
since
all he wanted
to do
was
talk
guess my counseling sessions
are
cheaper
than
those with
a psychiatrist
and
a
much
better view
i must
say
really…
gun packing mama
sits in kindergarten class
ain’t taking no sass
for the diary of an inconsequential justice department…
the brown bag prophet
was holding up
a sign
that read
fear not nra
given
there are
alternative meanings
i asked him
do you
mean
we should not
fear
the nra
or
that
the nra
should not
fear
the
latter
the prophet
said
because
they’ll lose
their
bump stocks
but
keep their
m16’s
so
we’ll all
have to continue
to
fear them
and
the murders
they
co-sponsor
introducing…
jackie’s
a lady
of
the night
she’s
originally from detroit
but
now
resides
just around the corner
from
the brown bag prophet
she’s not
particularly attractive
but
available
for
those
seeking her services
always
dressed
to
avoid the attention
of
the police
but
appropriately
for
keen-eyed clients
she
arrives
at her work site
just
as
i’m leave work
offering
without shyness
her
opinions
regarding an array
of
issues
tonight
jackie
said
i work
hard
for my money
but
those
prostitutes in washington
just
open their mouths
for
the money
and
then
do it
to
the country
complaint…
we
the people
of
the united states
bring forth
the following causes of action
and
allege the following
one
plaintiffs
are
everyman
and
reside in everytown
two
defendants
are
elected officials
and
at the time of this complaint
were
residents
of
corporate purchased seats
of
government
three
on
or about
december 19th
2017
the plaintiffs’ contract
for
helping constituents
and
representing
the
interests of
their districts and constituents
was
egregiously broken
plaintiffs
bring forth
the following counts
and
allegations
supporting their cause of action
count 1
negligence
defendants
failed to perform
the duties
of office
in a safe and effective manner
leading to
injuries sustained
to
the plaintiffs’ financial future
and
national debt and well-being
damages
wherefore
plaintiffs seek
compensatory damage
in the amount
of
the defendants’ salaries
and
corporate kickbacks
with
attorney fees
and
court costs
