persnickety…

sermons
always contained
just
enough
sideline sunday sin
to
engender
a level of guilt
that
fosters
donations
proportionate
to
perceived public perception
of
sins committed
offenders
carefully monitor
smiles
smirks
and
direct scours
of
other parishioners
to
assess
the level of discernment
by
said
members
to
the number of sins
previously
thought
to be
undisclosed
following
this post sermon survey
as
the collection t plate
canvasses the congregation
the magnitude of
the visible
repentance offering
is
adjusted
and
humbly given
but
with
flare

3 thoughts on “persnickety…

  1. Oh so funny. I couldn’t go to sleep so got up for a while. The house is getting cold so I think I’ll snuggle back down in the flannel sheets (remember cold nights?) and go to sleep with a little smirk. Thanks.

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