oh the humanity…

her day
has been
totally ruined
by
death
plans
to reduce
her stress level
from
being confined
on her estate
by
having
her nails done
roots dyed
and
a proper styling
for
her position
endeavors
facilitated
by
when
the state
approved
the opening
of
salons
she had
also
taken strigent precautions
of her own
she
had her driver
disinfect the limousine
from
bumper to bumper
with
some rather expensive
solution
provided
free of charge
by
the government
for
her significant contributions
to
the election campaign
further
her personal maid
entered
the premises first
as
you might say
as
a mine canary
all
was well
however
as she left
the premises
a homeless man
came to her
from
nowhere
and
died at her feet
coughing
she was rushed
to
her personal physician
who
assured her
that
all was well
and
that an injection
of
lysol
was not needed
however
she was
severely later
for
dinner