support your local republican…

dear congressman
since many of you
will soon
be looking
for jobs
as a result of
your spineless
support
of
a wannabe
dictator
instead
of
supporting the interests
of
this
great
nation’s citizens
we would like
to offer you
an opportunity
to replace
the deported
field workers
these positions
offer
lots
of fresh air
well
there are a few chemicals
but
none
you didn’t vote for
lots
of travel
between the fields
of various states
as well as
a pay for performance program
consistent
with you political views
we do encourage you
to apply early
since
it would appear
these positions
will be in greater demand
as thousands
of
americans
in related positions
lose their jobs
because
of
your
inaction

9 thoughts on “support your local republican…

  1. If only the people could legislate forced labor for our politicians. Whoops, that sounds something like a political coop, not the peaceful exchange of power we were used to and value.

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