freedom fries on falafel…

freedom fries on falafel

aunt bea
called me
on my cell
and
asked
that i
stop by
she
said
she needed
to have some
sympathy cards
sent
as soon as possible
so
i drove over
and was
quite surprised
to see such
a large box
i said
aunt bea
was there a terrorist attack
that
i missed
in the neighborhood
she said
child
no such thing
these cards
are for
folks
at
the people’s house
seems
the legislators
have lost
their favorite
roast beef sandwich
and
are suffering
such deep sadness
that
i felt compelled
to offer
my condolences
lord
knows
there’s no room
for them
on skid row food lines
but
maybe
arby’s
could make
a beef sandwich airdrop
if they
did
we’d
finally know
where
the beef
is

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