aunt bea
said
the other day
i met with my attorney
to discuss
my living trust
the dear child
kept saying
now when you pass on
but
after about
four or five
reiterations
i said
my dear
you needn’t
attempt
to soften
your language
for me
what you mean
to say
is
when i’m dead
or
if you prefer
when i can’t raise
my head
from that earthly bed
cuz’ honestly
when i hear
the phrase
passing on
it makes me think
of that
tv program
let’s make a deal
there may be
something behind
door number one
or
it may
just be
empty
oh i LOVE her!!!! smiles
LOL–it’s there’s to be something there will be bea
if there’s nothing there will still have been bea
amo molto l’ironia
thanck you
I Love Aunt Bea’s sense of humor; great poem!
Aunt Bea says it as it is!
Aunt Bea ain’t got no patience for euphemisms – love it!
Sometime I’m going to print off a few Aunt Bea-isms and share them with my mom. She’s gonna love this one.
Aunt Bea (you) are genius! Great poem, with a perfect and humorous ending. I love this!
too funny đŸ™‚ one of aunty beau’s best poems – haha
we need a few more Aunt Beas and her honesty
aunt bea is just amazing!
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