aunt bea
still retains her attorney
something about
an ungrateful son
whose
primary goal in life
is to draft her into
the hollywood knitting circle
at the you’ll-never-get-out nursing home
so I can’t say
i was surprised
to see him leaving
but
i’ve learned to broach
the subject gently
it’s
still her son
but before
i could say a word
aunt bea said
i’ve
requested a restraining order
oh
not for what’s his name
but
for the us congress
since joe-six-pac
and
susie-q
keep staring
at the severed head
of democracy
assuming
the whole body
is there
and
continue to vote
for the waxed figures
that occupy washington
i’ve decided
the only way
to save the country
and
to stop the damage
they’ve been doing
is to keep
them away
from washington
as long as
legally
possible
that
should be
a long time
Aunt Bea can be humourous too!
I knew Aunt Bea would figure out a solution! Long live Aunt Bea!
Haah! That’s a great way of keep the “congress” at bay! I am sooo with Aunt Bea on this one! And as for her son, I am sure even SHE thinks he is the lesser of criminals here…whew!
Intense, Charles!! As ever!
smiles… you and aunt bea are an unbeatable team….smiles…love it!!
You got a smile out of me also. Happy 2012 to you all.
You really are full of such talent… I am sure you hear that a lot… but it is so true!!!
sounds like a plan – haha – go Aunty Bea (great poem Charles) – love ‘the severed head of democracy’
‘The severed head of democracy’ – oh yes. Aunt Bea is spot on as usual!
HA! I love the restraing order notion, Charles! Great stuff. ty!
Bea, you are, as always, needle sharp. The world needs more of you…
I see my earlier comment didn’t make it through the ether from BsAs… But perhaps, Aunt Bea, since they have done nothing but bicker for months now, perhaps we should first dock their pay for all the time they’ve wasted and send it to those who should have been helped.
all hail to aunt bea!
As usual, Aunt Bea has the solution and what a creative one it is, hehe
Really complex! Good work!