response memo…

it is
with some regret
that i must inform you
that your death
could not be
scheduled
for a more convenient time
to facilitate your
getting affairs in order
and having time
to finish
your bucket list
you must understand
that these
recall notices
are dependent
upon a large number
of events
some of which
we
have no control over
accidents
suicides
murders
wars
and other human
designed methods
of early entry
i mean
it’s not like we
haven’t given you
sufficient warning
admittedly
we skipped
the locust
this time
but all-in-all
we gave you
fair notice
oh
by the way
there is
no appeal process
so
see you
soon

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