it is
with some regret
that i must inform you
that your death
could not be
scheduled
for a more convenient time
to facilitate your
getting affairs in order
and having time
to finish
your bucket list
you must understand
that these
recall notices
are dependent
upon a large number
of events
some of which
we
have no control over
accidents
suicides
murders
wars
and other human
designed methods
of early entry
i mean
it’s not like we
haven’t given you
sufficient warning
admittedly
we skipped
the locust
this time
but all-in-all
we gave you
fair notice
oh
by the way
there is
no appeal process
so
see you
soon
Read Between the Minds 
Haha – love this one!
The dark humour sends shivers down my spine…AWESOME!!! Thanks for sharing. š
very well written charles. God sure is giving us one too many notices, wise people are seeing it but majority is ignoring it.
Death and taxes; relentless.
love it!
Interesting imaging of death’s inconvenience–damn death! Well done, my friend!
hehe – love your deadly – or should I say, dead-on – sense of humour; nice pic too…
Nice of ’em to skip the locusts. š
hope everyone gets the memo… haha… great jon
You are always so charming as you twist the dagger. A great one, Charles.
This is very cheeky, as the English would say. And I ever love the English…and memos. Love this one.
Tee hee!
I like it …
Great satire!
Interesting timing. One of those times when choice trumps control, it would seem.